Posted: 06/15/09 16:50
by Dave Mindeman
Ahhhh.. Michele Bachmann...how you do not disappoint....
"It would have to be if I felt like I was supposed to do it and right now I feel like I'm where I'm supposed to be. If my heart moved in the other direction and I had the tug, I'd do it. I wouldn't be afraid to run for office. I just don't feel the tug." --Michele Bachmann
That was Michele Bachmann on the question of whether or not she will run for governor. She can't just leave it at "no, I won't". She is a creature of attention and with so much media focussed on the 2010 race, Michele must have her say.
Of course, Michele has never made a decision with her own mind. No, her mind is too busy thinking up crazy things to say. The decision making process is elsewhere.
She needs the "tug". Now "tug" spelled backwards is "gut". And in the "gut" of Michele Bachmann resides the direct line to the almighty God. And that is what we are all waiting for -- the hand of divine intervention.
So what would it take to nudge the tug?
I am sure that Michele is in constant consultation with her "gut line" to God. All she needs is a "sign". The answer will be forthcoming and could take many forms. Some of the possibilities.....
A. The parting of the waters on Lake Minnetonka.
B. The burning of that bush that she used to hide behind at the Capitol.
C. The headwaters of the Mississippi at Itasca suddenly turning into wine.
D. She begins to speak in tongues that only Fox News can understand.
E. Her car breaks down while heading to the capitol and the only option is ride to the steps on a donkey.
Possibilities.
But, more likely, it will be a little more mundane sign...
like she simply wants to be governor.
After all, she and God are generally of the same mind.
At least, that is her belief.



