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Bachmann To Obama: Thank You For Being Demonic

Category: Michele Bachmann
Posted: 04/21/15 18:45

by Dave Mindeman

I don't know what it is about Michele Bachmann, but she inspires weird things to happen in my head....

Her latest weirdness:

Former Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MN) expressed a mixture of condemnation and appreciation toward President Barack Obama for, in her words, bringing the world to end times.

"We need to cry out to a Holy God," Bachmann said on Jan Markell's "Understanding the Times" radio show over the weekend. "This is coming faster than anyone can see."

"Barack Obama is intent, it is his number one goal, to ensure that Iran has a nuclear weapon," she said. "Why? Why would you put the nuclear weapon in the hands of madmen who are Islamic radicals?"

Bachmann, however, then seemed to approve of the President moving mankind into "the midnight hour."

"We get to be living in the most exciting time in history," she said, urging fellow Christians to "rejoice."

"Jesus Christ is coming back. We, in our lifetimes potentially, could see Jesus Christ returning to Earth, the Rapture of the Church."

"These are wonderful times," she concluded.

Bachmann made similar remarks on Markell's show last week.

"We have very little time, in my opinion, left before the second return of Christ. That's good news."


OK - ready for more weird? As I read that article, for some strange reason Andrew Gold's hit single (and theme for the Golden Girls) "Thank You For Being A Friend"....kept going through my head. I have no explanation - it just happened.

Which naturally led me to what would be Michele Bachmann's version of the lyrics. So hum that tune along as you check these lyrics out....

Thank you for being demonic,
Pushed the apocalypse and brought the Son,
your heart is cold, you're Satan and a evil man.

You can count on me to say,
I'm alway there - I'll always be this way
My brain is whacked, won't you smile and take a bow.

And if you threw a party
Invited everyone we knew
You would see, the biggest gift would be from me
and the card attatched would say,
Thank you for being demonic.

Thank you for being demonic
Thank you for being demonic
Thank you for being demonic

If it's nuclear you lack
I'd help to get your back
Whatever it takes, any time or any kind of might.

You can count on me to say,
I'm always there - I'll always be this way
My brain is fried, won't you smile and take a bow.

And since we won't get older
With walking canes and hair of gray
There's no fear, even though it's hard to hear
I will take my Bible and say,
Thank you for being demonic

(I want to thank you)
Thank you for being demonic
(I want to thank you)
Thank you for being demonic
(I want to thank you)
Thank you for being demonic
(I want to thank you)
Let me tell you bout demonic
(I want to thank you)
Thank you for being demonic
(I want to thank you)
Thank you for being demonic
(I want to thank you)
Thank you for being demonic

And as the rapture comes, I float away
Into the night, the Milky Way
You'll hear me call, as I ascend
Won't see you here, but once again
Thank you for being demonic.

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